My good friend just linked me to something rather astonishing…
Not sure whether this is real or not, but either way, the knowledge of there being a glass toaster has possibly made all the weeks to come. No longer will i shed tears at the expense of burnt, blackened toast that has been sabotaged by my maniacal average piece of shit toaster that cackles at the downfall of my meal, every time.
No.
From here on in, we will dine, we will dine with perfectly toasted toast, browned to a cooked perfection, but not browned to the point one feels they are inhaling ash.
Be happy comrades, the time is nigh.

My good friend just linked me to something rather astonishing…

Not sure whether this is real or not, but either way, the knowledge of there being a glass toaster has possibly made all the weeks to come. No longer will i shed tears at the expense of burnt, blackened toast that has been sabotaged by my maniacal average piece of shit toaster that cackles at the downfall of my meal, every time.

No.

From here on in, we will dine, we will dine with perfectly toasted toast, browned to a cooked perfection, but not browned to the point one feels they are inhaling ash.

Be happy comrades, the time is nigh.

Sunday Oct 7
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tagged as: invisible toaster. perfection. let's eat. jayziee.

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